Talking about sex is one thing—almost everybody does it—but some celebrities just don’t know when to stop. Take Cameron Diaz. On her press push for “Knight and Day,” she’s said that sex keeps her young. That she’s always “traveling for c**k.” That she also does it with women. And that she loves sex outdoors.
Alright, Cameron, while you get yourself and your sexuality sorted out, we’re going to take a look at some other celeb sex oversharers.
Jada Pinkett Smith has revealed some sex secrets that would certainly make you think twice about inviting her and Will Smith over for dinner. “Be sneaky… your girlfriend’s house at a party. The bathroom. A bedroom,” she said. “Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex. Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary! Pull over on the side of the road… Just switch it up.” She also told Oprah, “Well even during the day I might send a sexy picture of some sort… Just a reminder of what’s waiting at home. And if he’s on the set with me, on the set of ‘Hawthorne,’ he might take a little break.” Gee, Jada, thanks for the advice? [HuffingtonPost]
John Mayer creepily revealed the details of his sex life with Jessica Simpson. “Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say,” he said, “It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f**k you, I would start selling all my s**t just to keep f**king you?’” Whoa, dude, take a deep breath, it’s going to be OK. [US Weekly]
Sharing awkward sexual nicknames is never OK. Never. I don’t care if the person is your ex, current lover or someone you can’t stand. Michelle “Bombshell” McGee totally grossed us out when she revealed that Jesse James’s nickname for his “average-sized” penis was “The Vanilla Gorilla.” We wonder if he ever used that one with Sandra Bullock. Of course, she’s too classy to say.
Another sign that you are giving us too much info is if you start telling large audiences about hair down there. In March, Khloe Kardashian’s hubby Lamar Odom said, “You got to keep it clean down there. It’s disgusting if you let it go crazy.” Then Khloe started talking about how she waxed to remedy her “situation” and we just stopped listening. [HollywoodLife]
After Vienna Girardi and Jake Pavelka split, we learned a whole lot of intimate details that we’d rather not know. “[It's been] more than four months. At first his excuse was that he was fasting. The second excuse was that he didn’t feel like it. And the third excuse was that he said that he felt that I wouldn’t understand that he wants to wait until marriage, even though I told him I’d support him,” Girardi said. “Then the last excuse was that we fight so much that I push him away. I was like, really — which excuse is it? I literally have been living six months with this guy who won’t be intimate with me!” Please, girl, tell it to your sex therapist! [Radar Online]
Michael Douglas told AARP, “God bless her, [Catherine Zeta-Jones] likes older guys. And some wonderful enhancements have happened in the last few years—Viagra, Cialis—that can make us all feel younger.” Why not give Bob Dole a call, I’m sure he’d be happy to talk shop. [Woman's Day]
When Coolio was on “Celebrity Big Brother,” he shocked everyone by admitting that he had a threesome when he was just 12 years old. But then he added, “I didn’t do actual penetration,” which left us scratching our heads. [Now Magazine]
Robert Downey Jr. is pretty sexy but I found him a little less attractive after he said, “I was a compulsive, serial masturbator.” The actor also added, “I utilized that organ and rode it for everything it was worth.” Ew. Sounds … chafing? [PopCrunch]