10 Subtle Signs to Know If You’re The Side Chick

1) His phone NEVER rings
If you’re with someone throughout the day and you never seen them reach for their phone, you’re the side chick. Who carries a phone and doesn’t receive at least one phone call or text message throughout the day. It could be on silent (no sound or vibration) or it’s completely off, either way he’s not talking on the phone around you. What is he hiding?

2) His phone is usually uncharged, about to die or out of service
If 90% of the time you call him it goes straight to voicemail, you’re the side chick. This correlates to his phone never ringing. He could be with someone else at the time and can’t pick up the phone to talk to you, so he turns it off. No one carries around a dead phone all the time.

3) He repeats himself a lot
If he repeatedly tells you what’s he’s doing this up coming weekend or what he did this past weekend, you’re one of many side chicks. The reason a guy repeats himself is because he can’t remember who he told what to. When he can’t remember, his options are to A) ask if he told you “X ‘or B) repeat himself. The smart guy would repeat himself because asking if he told you something is admitting that he can’t keep track of his women.

4) His compliments are focused around physical appearance
If the only nice things he has to say about you is centered around the way you look or your performance, you’re the sexy side chick. This guy is obviously only into you for your body. Most people think that guys are one track minded, so compliments only surrounding sex, make sense. But the truth is that we actually think about other stuff too. So if you say something somewhat intelligent and his reply is, “Your lips are so cute” chances are you’re not the chick that he listens to.

5) Dates are never last minute
If ALL your dates are planned at least a week in advanced, he has other chicks on his schedule. He probably sets aside a day just for his side chicks. If you’re not already in the books for that day on the current week, he makes you wait until the following week, before he’s “free” again.

6) Dates are closer to your home/work than his
If you’ve never been out to a place that’s in the vicinity of his job or home, you’re the side chick. He never takes you to those places because he doesn’t want to risk the chance of running into something that may know about his other chick(s). Next time you go out with him, suggest a place near his home and see he what says.

7) He’s never disappointed angry upset when you cancel on him
If he could care less whether he sees you are not, you’re the side chick. Things come up all the time and you may have to cancel a date with him. If he is too cool about not seeing you, he definitely has someone else to occupy his time.

8) You never catch him looking at other women
If you’re with a guy and he NEVER looks at attractive women when they pass by, he can’t be trusted. He’s either on the DL or well-trained as a player. What ever the case is, it’s not good for you.

9) He disabled his wall on his Facebook profile
If I guy doesn’t want people leaving messages on his Facebook wall, chances are that he’s hiding something, or someone. That someone could be you.

10) He keeps his home extra clean
If a guys apartment is always clean, it could mean one of two things: 1) his girlfriend cleans it for him or 2) he’s used to entertaining a lot of women, and women love a clean apartment. If you were impressed by it, chances are you’re not the only one who is.

Can you think of any more subtle signs? There are definitely more than 10, but I can’t reveal all the secrets ;)

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  4. Wow. Lamo . I will say i don’t suppot cheaters. I mean Why cheat ? I feel like if a female is a side chick she have very low self-esteem. Readlly why you want to break up a home. Karma is a mess. And the guys that lies, is only going to get caught up. If you are a strong minded and smart women you will figure it out a matter of time. Matter of fact you won’t go for the bs that he running. And the women that get ask say no. Or less you just low . or a pure H.

  5. Lol … Thanks for your comment. I’m happy that you read this and was entertained enough to leave a reply.
    These ten signs I mentioned, although may have a small bit of truth in them, were not meant to be examined as facts. In fact, they all may be completely false. The purpose of this post is to entertain and to take something really small and blow it up into something big (which is what people do). For example, if your girl saw dirt stains on the knees of your jeans and thought you were on the DL that probably wouldn’t be a fair assumption, but it would be funny.

  6. Sorry bro all of these (even though you have a point) are really lame…

    1) A real women doesn’t have to check a man’s phone *** Only women with low self esteem would be with a man she doesn’t trust + men hate lame females like that and would cheat just give her something to see….

    2) He keeps his house clean::: LMAO some dudes respect themselves and their surroundings. Dirty, unorganized = broke, unorganized and irresponsible..

    3) Dinner near your place::: Just a stupid point

    C’mon brother dig deeper next time…

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